Dear Valued Patrons,
As we continue to strive for excellence in providing you with the best nightlife experience, we have made the decision to start charging $4 for water in our club. We understand that this change might come as a surprise, and some of you may feel that it's unfair or excessive. But before you start a petition to boycott us, hear us out.
Every night, we give away 800 to 1,000 glasses of water, which costs us between $300 and $500. That's over $100,000 a year flowing down the drain—literally. With iconic venues like Temple Nightclub in San Francisco and Cielo in New York closing in 2024 due to financial pressures, and Nowadays on the brink, it's clear that we need to innovate to survive. But this isn't just about our bottom line; it's about recognizing the true value of water in a world where 44 million Americans rely on inadequate water systems, and 2.2 million people don't have access to running water at all.
When you pay $4 for a glass of water, you're not just helping us keep the lights on and the music playing. You're also contributing to a broader shift in how we think about essential resources. The U.S. faces a $625 billion bill to repair its water infrastructure over the next 20 years, and the government has already allocated $6.5 billion to improve water infrastructure. By putting a price on water, we're encouraging all of us to appreciate its value and to think more critically about our consumption habits.
But this isn't just about the water itself; it's about the people behind it. Our staff works tirelessly to ensure that every glass is filled, every spill is cleaned, and every customer is satisfied.
By charging for water, we're acknowledging the effort and skill that goes into making your experience seamless and enjoyable. And with the additional revenue, we'll be able to provide better working conditions and benefits for our staff, including healthcare coverage.
Take our bartender, Sarah, for example. Since we started charging for water, we've been able to offer her health insurance, which has been life-changing. She no longer has to worry about how she'll afford her medication or doctor's visits.
Or our busser, Miguel, who's been able to start saving for his first home thanks to the extra income from water sales. And then there's our dishwasher, Lila, a single mother who's been able to enroll her daughter in a better school district thanks to the raise she received. These are just a few of the many stories of how this small change is making a big difference in the lives of our employees and their families.
But it doesn't stop there. We're committed to making a positive impact beyond our club's walls. That's why we're proud to announce that $1 from every water purchase will be donated to WaterAid, a nonprofit organization working to provide clean water and sanitation to communities in need. In the past year alone, our contributions have helped WaterAid reach over 10,000 people with clean water, improved sanitation, and hygiene education. By choosing to hydrate with us, you're not just investing in our staff and our club—you're investing in a better future for people around the world.
We know that change can be uncomfortable, but we believe that this is an opportunity for us to be part of the solution. By embracing this change, you're not just quenching your thirst; you're supporting a vision of a future where access to clean water is recognized as a fundamental right, where the true costs of essential resources are reflected in our consumption habits, and where businesses and individuals alike take responsibility for creating a more sustainable and equitable society.
So next time you're at the bar and you order a glass of water, remember that you're not just hydrating—you're part of a movement. You're helping us create a nightlife experience that's not just about escaping reality but about engaging with it, one $4 glass at a time. You're helping Sarah afford her medication, Miguel save for his first home, Lila give her daughter a brighter future, and communities around the world access the clean water they deserve.
Thank you for your understanding and continued support. We look forward to serving you and providing you with the best nightlife experience possible.
Sincerely,
Your Favorite Club's Owner
Note: This is fiction. Mostly.